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I was down in the pub the other day. After having a few beers and laughs, the full english I had for breakfast started making signals that it was about to exit as a Number 2. So I headed to the men's toilets.

I got in a cubicle and setting myself for an epic one with a newspaper in hand. About 5 minutes later, a voice came through to my cubicle from the other cubicle.

Voice: "Alrite mate?"

Well I didn't want to be rude so I replied back: "Yeah I'm good thanks".

The voice replied: "Where are you".

I thought it was pretty obvious where I was but again, not to be rude I replied: "I'm in a cubicle next to you"

The voice replied immediately: "Nice one. So what are you up to?"

Getting pretty awkward now, but I told him: "About to have a massive one after the fry up I had this morning. What are you up to?"

Immediately the voice replied: "Sorry mate I've gonna have to call you back, there's an idiot in the cubicle next to me replying to everything I say"...

Ha-Ha-Ha. Thats uplifted me. Monty python tackle in it. Can you imagine if that was you answering somebody back. Would you tell your mates? pure class. skyTRADERS